So as I sit here not paying attention to my American Presidency class due to a massive hangover - accumulated last night with these handsome fellows - I recall my favorite Old 97's song, Barrier Reef.The Empty Bottle was half empty, tide was low, and I was thirsty.
Saw her sitting at the bar, you know how some girls are,
Always making eyes, well she wasn't making eyes.
So I sidled up beside her, settled down and shouted, "Hi there."
"My name's Stewart Ransom Miller, I'm a serial lady-killer."
She said, "I'm already dead," that's exactly what she said.
I should hope that if anyone attempt to use the line "I'm a serial lady killer" on me, I'll be clever enough to say that I'm already dead.
Saw her sitting at the bar, you know how some girls are,
Always making eyes, well she wasn't making eyes.
So I sidled up beside her, settled down and shouted, "Hi there."
"My name's Stewart Ransom Miller, I'm a serial lady-killer."
She said, "I'm already dead," that's exactly what she said.
I should hope that if anyone attempt to use the line "I'm a serial lady killer" on me, I'll be clever enough to say that I'm already dead.
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